Rise to the level of your own mediocrity at Initech, where every day is a Monday. And we are gonna need you to come in on Saturday. And Sunday as well.

Wm. "Bill" Lumbergh

Middle Management, Initech

TPS Reports
& Cover Sheets

FILE UNDER IMPORTANT

We want to make this as clear as possible, you must provide each task with its own cover sheet if you want your TPS reports to be filed. We will send you memos to remind you of our policy and your participation.

Make no mistake, cover sheets must accompany all TPS reports or your supervisor will pay you a visit.

And you don’t want Lumbergh on your back.