Rise to the level of your own mediocrity at Initech, where every day is a Monday. And we are gonna need you to come in on Saturday. And Sunday as well.

TPS Reports
& Cover Sheets
FILE UNDER IMPORTANT
We want to make this as clear as possible, you must provide each task with its own cover sheet if you want your TPS reports to be filed. We will send you memos to remind you of our policy and your participation.
Make no mistake, cover sheets must accompany all TPS reports or your supervisor will pay you a visit.
And you don’t want Lumbergh on your back.
meet the players

peter gibbons
Has had enough of this shit

Bill Lumbergh
Come in on Saturday

Milton
Claims red Swingline is his

MICHAEL BOLTON
Loves the entire catalog, I guess…

Samir Nagheenanajar
Damn. He’s so gangster

drew
Showing his “O” face

Bob Slydell
Big Bolton fan

bob porter
Looks like you have been missing work

joanna
Minimum of flair got her fired

Dr. Swanson
WOW, that’s messed up

Lawrence
Doing the drywall at the new McDonalds

Stan
What do you think of a person who only does the bare minimum?