Rise to the level of your own mediocrity at Initech, where every day is a Monday. And we are gonna need you to come in on Saturday. And Sunday as well.

Wm. "Bill" Lumbergh

Middle Management, Initech

TPS Reports
& Cover Sheets

FILE UNDER IMPORTANT

We want to make this as clear as possible, you must provide each task with its own cover sheet if you want your TPS reports to be filed. We will send you memos to remind you of our policy and your participation.

Make no mistake, cover sheets must accompany all TPS reports or your supervisor will pay you a visit.

And you don’t want Lumbergh on your back.

meet the initech team

peter gibbons

Has had enough of this shit

Bill Lumbergh

Come in on Saturday

Milton

Claims red Swingline is his

MICHAEL BOLTON

Loves the entire catalog, I guess…

Samir Nagheenanajar

Damn. He’s so gangster

drew

Showing his “O” face

Bob Slydell

Big Bolton fan

bob porter

Looks like you have been missing work

joanna

Minimum of flair got her fired