the bees will not send you emails

One thing all bees hate izz all that junk mail you humans send to each other, wanting you to buy their stuff; not these bees.
AND THAT IS A PROMISE.

ohhoney will take you to a magic place

I know that sounds like hyperbole, but damnit Jim, it’s true!  Can’t you see what’s right in front of you?
OhHoney®!

the bees love the sunshiney days

These bees just love the sunshine, it makes them happy just to buzz around with all the others in the natural world.
that’s nice, right?

 

yeah. it’s quite tasty.

Have you heard of the land of milk and honey? Sure you have. Well thats the place OHHONEY® comes from, which is quite a distance and its at no small cost to procure, which is OK because it is SO worth it.

Ever had tiny sparkley angels dance on your taste buds? It is just like that, take our word for it.

So take OHHONEY® for a spin and see what you think.

the OHHONEY stores

We have opened the doors to our new retail location so you can personally bask
in the goodness of our products any time we feel like opening the doors to you.
It may be today and it may be next week, we will let you know.

find the bees if you dare

honey JUICE

SLOW POURING & SLOW DRINKING!
Smooth? Viscous? Sweet?
If that’s your criteria, we got you.

 

honey LOTION

SMOOTH AND SPREADABLE!
But what’s so incredible is that it’s ready when you are and even when you’re not.

 

  • VItamin H 80% 80%
  • Vitamin M 72% 72%
  • VItamin B12 40% 40%
  • VItamin K 70% 70%
  • grooviness 80% 80%
  • cbd 10% 10%

We take good care of our bees and use the honey for all the best reasons.

No bees were harmed by the team at OHHONEY® where our motto is “NOT THE BEEEEEEES!!!!”

– Nik Cage